There's
always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrases in
Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have
finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the new
"Diccionario para el gringo guay" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning.
For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're
gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak spanish.
1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna
have a dinner.
2. N L C John = En el sillón = On the armchair.
3. Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón =
Fat old man.
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices
puras tonterías = You're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = Estoy tristón =
I'm kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = Los trapitos = The little rags.
7. Desk an saw
= Descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = Aceitunas = Olives.
9.Come at a
lost ugh wack cat tess = Comete los aguacates = Eat the avocados.
10. The head the star mall less stan dough = Deje de estar molestando = Stop bugging me.
11 Ball add the pay jazz sad us = Bola
de payasadas = Silly stuff.
12. See eye = Sí hay = Yes we have.
13. T n s free o = Tienes frío = Are you
cold?
14. S taz pen the ho = Estás pendejo = You are an asshole.
15. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el
pipí bien tieso = You have an erection.
16. Pooh row ped o = Puro pedo = Its all bull shit.
17. Tell o boy a
in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.
18. S toy as tall a mad re =
Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up.
Remitido por Fernando Martínez Fuerte
Febrero 2000