ANAGRAMAS INGLESES GENIALES

 

Dormitory                           Dirty Room

Desperation                        A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code                Here Come Dots

Slot Machines                     Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity                           Is No Amity

Mother-in-law                    Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms                   Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness                     Genuine Class

Semolina                             Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries    Large Picture Halls,

I Bet A Decimal Point       I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes                 That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two                  Twelve plus one

Contradiction                      Accord not in it

Astronomer            Moon Starer

Princess Diana                    End is a car spin

Year Two Thousand           A year to shut down

 

 

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

(becomes)

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

 

And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." (Neil A. Armstrong)

(becomes)

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

 

PERSON                                                   ANAGRAM

       Saddam Hussein                                        He damns Saudis

       Charles Manson                                         Slasher con man

       Marilyn Monroe                                         Merrily moan on

       David Letterman                                        Dead mitral vent

Mary Jo Kopechne                                    My joke chaperon

Benito Mussolini                                         So, I bout Leninism

Lee Harvey Oswald                                   Oe, why ever Dallas?

Elvis Aron Presley                                      Very loin pleasers

Ronald Wilson Reagan                               Orwellian radon snag

Richard Milhous Nixon                               Nix Hanoi child rumors

John Fitzgerald Kennedy                            Jerk thy fond Nazi legend

George Herbert Walker Bush                     Heartbroke Hebrew slugger

Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Onassis                  Bees join sequoia surveillance

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson                         Old dog watches nude girls

Politicians:

George Herbert Walker Bush                     Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush                                              He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan                                A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)

Ronald Reagan                                           A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich                              Yon Right-winger Clone

Margaret Thatcher                                      That great charmer

The Conservative Party                              Teacher in vast poverty

The following phrase is a perfect anagram to start the impeachment trial:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA  TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

 

(Tomado de Internet por JMAiO)